Day Twenty: The End.

Ah the end is nigh. The last days and nights of this Sabbatablog draw to a close. Tonight, I saw Jason and Janice off at Lan Kwai Fong (the party district of Hong Kong) after dinner at Hu Tong, a swank Shanghai restaurant experience overlooking Hong Kong Bay. The next couple days will be spent in a family reunion for the masses: Millionaire uncles, entrepreneur cousins, and way too much showing off to do. As this will likely be the end of my journal entries, please show Tina she is not the only one bored at work. Please leave a comment, even if it's just a Hi. Tell me you care. Tell me you actually read this sabbatablog. Tell me why I should come back to reality. Because this has been the most amazing trip I've ever had.

In Cantonese, Joy geen.
In Japanese, Ja ne.
In Korean, Ita buja.

See you later.

Day Nineteen: Hong Kong

The hotels just keep getting better and better! The Hotel Ibis in Korea gave us everything we wanted and put us in the heart of the best shopping and food consumption in Seoul. The Park Hotel Tokyo lavished us with top notch service and put us within a few blocks of the most luxurious district in Tokyo. And now, the Renaissance Harbour View in Hong Kong has placed me in a deluxe room with a view to die for and within minutes of the most amazing shopping mall (IFC) and the best dim sum and siu long bao I've had in a long, long time. I love you long time.

Yesterday, the Jason and the Janice met up with me at my hotel after returning from a food poisoning adventure through Thailand. For a monster like Jason, it is truly disheartening to hear he could not eat for a few hours. But it's okay, we navigated our way to a great Cantonese restaurant called Crystal Jade, recommended by my friend Patrick when I was in Japan. The siu long bao (little dragon dumpling), was awesome! The soup within it had a flavor that put me in utter ecstacy, and so, we ordered three boxes of them, prompting the waiter to ask in disbelief, "Really? Are you sure?" Janice proudly responded, "These are big guys. Just bring it!" She didn't actually say that.

But seriously, walking around with the Jason and the Janice in Hong Kong is like touring a city with two beasts. They are the most monstrous Asians I know, and everywhere they go, the natives stare at them like lab experiments gone horribly right. Oh, by the way, I found myself another thing to kick in the balls, but after considering the fact that an actual human being inhabited the Nescafe shell, I decided to just drink some of its coffee. Meanwhile, a confused little girl stood beside me, wondering what I was doing. I told her if she kicked the giant red cup in the balls I'd tell her.

My parents and I went to Nobu at the Intercontinental last night. It's located right on the shoreline of the Kowloon side, looking out to the dazzling Hong Kong skyline. As we dined on somewhat disappointing sushi (keep in mind I just left Japan) and a gin martini, we admired the glittering lights and uber trendy decorum. Definitely a must-see for anyone visiting Hong Kong, the Intercontinental is a great spot for meeting up and venturing out around the Tsim Sha Tsui area. Shopping, bars, and the Peninsula hotel for tea time. I spiked my tea.

Oh, here's a weird thing about Hong Kong bathrooms. The urinals are like freakin' targets, no freedom to aim wherever you want! Look at this photo of the urinals at the IFC mall. They're basically square wall bowls with a wall divider that couldn't be any bigger than the orange dividers in the Triage SF office. In other words, completely and utterly useless. As I tower over my wall bowl, I can (but didn't) see out of the corner of my eye the entire other wall bowl. This is one of the reasons I can't live in Hong Kong. Another reason is the fact that I am at least an Extra Large in clothing sizes. And they hardly, if ever, carry Extra Larges. This is why HGH and steroids aren't a problem in Asia.

I'm not about to end this entry with a picture of a urinal, so here's another paragraph for your follow-up call distraction enjoyment. Plastered across the subways, malls, and sidewalks, an incredbly distracting ad campaign had me stumbling into other pedestrians, walking into turnstyles, and nearly falling onto the subway tracks. Thank infinity for the protective glass walls. I was wondering what they were for, and now I know. The Hong Kong people like putting half naked women up everywhere. Hm, maybe there is a reason to move here?

I'll be back in California on Friday, and my college buddies and I are going to Le Cercle in LA (a Korean booking club). I'll practice my Korean there, but I promise to not make any trouble. There's someone else I'm planning on doing that with. *wink*

Day Fifteen: Photoblogging

Sakura flowers blooming along Sakura Blvd in Ueno Park














Homeless Man in Ueno Park















Stephen kicking the Colonel















The Road to Mt. Fuji















Tomodachi Patrick and Charmaine in the Tonkatsu House















The 25-layered, leek & garlic filled Tonkatsu from Heaven














Shimbashi Station, our starting point for all adventures in Tokyo














Lazy Cat in the Park






















Warning: Do Not Feed the Birds or Else






















Old Man Relaxing at the Lake






















Ray Ray at the Temple















Asakusa Temple

Day Thirteen: Snow Falling on Cedars

Well, I kicked something else in the nuts. A huge ceramic raccoon up in the foothills of Mt. Fuji, famed for its role in a mythical story dating back to ancient times. I snuck up behind it, and as the falling snow temporarily blinded it, I jumped forward and launched my thunderbolt of a foot toward its jewels. In this photo, you can see how caught by surprise it was when I marked a third ball-busting victory on my tour of Asia. This one was for you, Tina Chang.


Yes, it was snowing today, which made the otherwise surprisingly miserable tours of Mt. Fuji and Hakone Hot Springs memorable ones. For the former, the weather got so bad they closed off a majority of the mountain, and for the latter, it smelled so bad I kept asking Ray, "Are you suuurre you didn't fart??" My brother's pretty crude. It's probably why Jason reminds me so much of him. In any case, the snow was a nice touch to the trip. Without it, I can say this was the worst tour I've ever experienced. Sugoi.

Here are the freakin' hot springs. For those who don't know, with hot springs come sulfur seeping out of the earth. And for those who don't know what to know, sulfur stinks like North Florida Times One Hundred. It was so GD awful, and with the freezing cold and the gusting winds blowing rotten egg fart stenches toward my already overly sensitive nose, I nearly threw up every breakfast and every lunch and ever dinner I've had so far in Tokyo. It was so bad I kicked that raccoon in the nuts.


Ah, but there is a highlight to the past couple of days. Food. Big freakin' surprise, Stephen. We found a cheap and cool gyoza (dumpling) joint tucked away in the armpit of Harajuku, a district that has quickly become my favorite one across the entire city. With a huge thoroughfare of mid to upscale shopping and alleys filled with Haight Ashbury type stores, Harajuku is what I would be if I was a neighborhood: great food, plenty of things to explore, a blend of old and new, and frequented by cute girls.

Har, har. Oh so we got to ride the mega-fast train from the Mt. Fuji area to Tokyo today. Take a look at this photo. See the light grey streak in the midle, right above the blue line? Those are the windows, which are about a couple inches apart from each other. This bullet train, called the Shinkansen, made my dorky ass brother say, "Gee whiz, bro, this makes me feel like I'm in Star Trek!" I'm not kidding. He actually said that. But I know, I know...a couple of months ago I said something about psychokinesis. Urusei! (shut up!)

K, here are some photos.



"See, we're born with killer instinct, that you can't just turn off and on like some radio!"
-Rocky Balboa, from Rocky IV, the best Rocky ever.

Day Twelve: Onaka ga suita! (I'm starving!)

Ramen: We found a quaint, but somewhat popular, ramen bar that we'll be frequenting throughout the rest of the trip. Upon the chef's briefing of the three styles (soy sauce-based soup, soy sauce and spicy sauce, soy sauce and vinegar), we both ordered the first option, which turned out to be the most interesting ramen I've ever had. With a bit of a peanut sauce taste, it warmed my freezing soul and plastered a comforting smile across our faces. We'll definitely be back.


Fish Market Sushi: At an early 6am, Raymond and I groggily stumbled not 15 minutes before reaching the world famous fish market. Bustling with trucks, carts, and hundreds of fisherman in a hangar-like warehouse, the fish market made Pusan's market look like a 7-Eleven. After figuring our way out of the auction and sales areas, we found ourselves in the tiny restaurant section, where we found out why sushi in Japan is the best sushi in the world. The salmon was smooth as silk, the toro melted in my mouth, and the uni changed my opinion on not eating it ever again. Fantastic.

Bar Food: Dispelling the myth that bar food is by definition, bad, our friend Melissa took us to a tucked away bar in Shibuya. There, we unexpectedly feasted on agadashi tofu, fantastic chicken legs, soul food rice, sushi, and two bottles of really nice sake (at only $10 a piece!). We sat in a Japanese style setting (legs crossed, no chairs - even though I'm great in chair), perched atop a mezzanine overlooking the rest of the restaurant. A giant Buddha statue hung out in the back of the room, content with his big belly and all the patrons having a great time. And remember: no shoes allowed.

Thanks Mel!


Shibuya, shibuya. Sha-sha-shabuya!

Day Eleven: I'm Going Japanese-Ah!

As would befit my luxury-loving lifestyle, I happened to plant my brother and my wallet in the Beverly Hills of Tokyo: the Ginza District. Filled with high-end shops like Gucci, Ferragamo, and of course, Louis, the area's been bustling with a flurry of activity since we landed Sunday evening. In addition, it's located right near the heart of the City, with major subway stations nearby, the fish market just a 15 minute stroll down the street, and some of the most sumptuous feasts money can imagine. Yes, we've just about begun to break our bank. But when did we ever expect not to?

On our first night, we strategically landed ourselves at Japan's oldest beer hall, Lion Sapporo Beer Hall. What we initially had thought to be a quick bite to eat and a taste of a mysterious Yebisu Black Beer turned out to be the discovery of one of the most lauded institutions in the area. Score for the win! The dumplings, tonkatsu (pork cutlet), and simmering beef stew quickly made me understand why Tokyo has become the culinary capital of the world. My brother and I are going to get futotta (fat) on this trip.

And it won't be very difficult with the vendor machine-like ordering at "fast food" restaurants. On our second day, we found ourselves stumbling into a tiny hole in the wall with a vending machine on the left side. With the American-loving chef coming out from the kitchen to show us how this miracle machine works, we learned that you pop in your 600 yen, and within five minutes, the chefs in the back churn out the gyukudon (pork & rice) and soba noodles for my afternoon delight...which lasted a long time. You might be wondering how much 600 yen is in dollars right now. It's actually about $6 so despite the reputation, Tokyo isn't necessarily as outrageous as some might say. I think real estate and the upper-end restaurants are the real wallet devourers. Tomorrow night, Ray and I are heading to Ohmatsuyah for a $200 hibachi meal (just the two of us). Thank kami (God) I have a brother who shares the same love of food and the same ability to spend serious cash as I do. I'm also thankful that Hong Kong will be compliments of Mama and Poppa, but in all likelihood, with the Jason and the Janice, I'll probably empty my wallet anyway.

Just like how I'm emptying my energy every day since I got here. Whereas Korea was more due to severe hangovers, Japan has become more of a walkathon of epic proportions. We've gotten lost all across central Tokyo, taken a tour from the Fish Market to the Asakusa Buddhist Temple, the oldest one in all of Tokyo, and experienced the thousand pedestrian march in Shibuya. We've witnessed the happenings of the seedy area of town where gobs and gobs of overworked Japanese businessmen go to read manga and er...other things. We've ridden the super efficient subway train that makes New York look like an amateur's act. We've done the touristy thing by watching a twice a year dragon dance march through Asakusa Temple. And we've cruised along Sumidagawa River admiring the amazing architecture and the thousands upon thousands of skyscrapers in this surprisingly young city. Tokyo has already lived up to its expectations, although what remains to be seen is the Korean-esque nightlife that I'm frankly hesitant to revisit.

So my brother's already bugged me. That buta (pig) of a brother altered the white balance on my camera without telling me, so a huge crapload of my pictures have turned up with washed out colors and dissatisfying quality. You, my friends, will never see them. So go on, send him hate mail. Or send it to me and I'll forward it to him. He deserves it. All I have to say is that tomorrow night's dinner is on his paycheck.

Aside from that though, it's been great hanging out with him in anime paradise. I don't know what I'd do other than touristy stuff if he wasn't here, and since we share interests, we find ourselves scouring the neighborhoods for good ramen shops (we found a great one tonight - and the chef spoke Chinese so we got some special treatment). We also look for Japanese CD's and DVD's at the Asian version of Virgin Megastore, make stupid faces in the camera that I'll only exploit at his expense, and enjoy towering over the locals like Arnold Schwartzeneggar in Twins. The locals are the Danny DeVitos.

The Japanese culture is pretty amazing, and it's even more interesting that, despite being just hours away from Korea and China, the traditions and customs can be so different. Cars drive on different sides of the road, Japan doesn't have anything like the ubiquitous soju in Seoul, and Korea actually seems to be more fashion conscious than Nihon.

What they do share, however, is an incredibly horrendous work ethic and the now understandable desire for binge drinking.

Every night, Ray and I look out the window and gawk at the businessmen and women still churning out reports at their desks and conducting torturously long meetings in the conference rooms. I wonder what America would be if we worked as long and as hard. Would the economy be saved? Would the Fed stop dropping the interest rate? Would I trade a girlfriend in for a geisha? Can I have them together at the same time?

Speaking of which, we decided not to go to Kyoto today. I'm not that disappointed, because that means I have a reason to come back to the Land of the Rising Sun. There's just so much to do in Tokyo, and since my friends Melissa and Patrick are here, we're going make sure we have a blast wherever we go.

And while we do so, we'll discover things more bizarre than the tv shows.

Like this guy, Jero: This foo is a Pittsburgh born American who graduated from the University of Pittsburgh in 2003. Growing up, his Japanese grandmother fueled a love for Japanese country music (or Enka) that has now translated to his success singing this un-hip music in Japan. When I first saw him on TV and expected a hip hop song to bust out of his vocals, I nearly changed the channel. But when he soulfully belted out a tune that loosened all my ear wax, I stayed on for another second before following through with the remote control. *click*

Tomorrow morning at 5am, Ray has the pleasure of waking my ass up from a blissful slumber. We're heading to the Tokyo Fish Market, the biggest and most famous wholesale fish market in the world. There, we'll watch the world-renowned fish auction, gawk at all the flopping fish, and devour more sashimi than, um, someone who really loves sashimi.

Oh, by the way, the photo to the left is the view from our hotel, the Park Hotel Tokyo in Shiadome. That shining tower is Japan's response to the Eiffel Tower. It's bigger. And better.

And so, I can say Tokyo's been great to us. Clearly, it's been an entirely different experience than the one in Korea, but that's what I needed. When my little brother said he wanted to party like a rockstar Thursday, Friday, AND Saturday, I slapped him upside the head, spat on his feet, punched him in the stomach, and said, "Daijobu." No problem.

Ato de aimasho! See you later.

Day Nine: Writing from Narita International Airport

Konnichiwa, Japan.

Stay classy, Korea.


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I'll be back. And I'll know what the hell I'm doing next time.

Days Five Thru Infinity: Winning Over the Koreans

It was easy. A wink of the eye, a smoochy face, and a sly grin lured 'em in for the giant kill. And they've fallen hard. Just look at those innocent boyish good rooks and you can't help but try to break the language barrier. English Schminglish. It's all about my shekshi body language right?

This has been the most fantastic week I've lived since that week when I was born. Even though my liver is now crawling at a snail's pace and crying in exascerbating pain, Joe and I have managed to steal the hearts of Korean girls everywhere. And in the process, I debunked a personally held myth: not all Korean girls are hot. It's true, yes, it's true.

I've been trying to get my act together to brog every day, but we've literally been so hurriedly busy touring Seoul and Busan that my creative spirit has had to take a back burner. Poor creative spirit. But it's okay, I'm letting it spin out of control in this entry.

Let's kick it off with more food. On Tuesday, Joe and I met up with Yunhee and her friend Eunyung in Pusan, the a huge port city in the South of Korea, much like San Diego to the rest of Southern California. Because we were pegupoh (hungry), of course we scoured the streets for some belly-filling excellence. And what did we find? The Pusan Fish Market! Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. We patrolled the aisles seeking the best of the best, and when we finally decided on our lobster (aww...he's your lobster), we ordered our soju and faceplanted ourselves in the fresh ass seafood. It was so damn good I ate my tongue.

But I didn't. Instead, we went to a Japanese-style dive bar and a magoli dive bar located in completely opposite ends of the city (and this city is almost the size of New York). Magoli is this traditional alcohol that's served soup-style and tastes kind of milky and carbonated. Mashita (delicious). It gives you a massive headache about an hour after consuming this deceptively powerful beverage, and when you wake up from the spinning room around you, you drink more. Or at least that's what we did because this monstrous nightclub yelled out our names from the other side of town. Arabian Nights is what it was called, and it could easily have been a Las Vegas show with the choreographed dancers, impressive solos, boy-band type performances, and the stripper. She was hot.

Okay okay, we get the point. You party a lot Stephen. But what about the touristy stuff? Well, there hardly was any, unless you count our hike up Nam San (North Mountain). As the wise old Joe said to me before our binge trip began, "The monuments, statues, and sights will always be there. But our youth is now." I full-heartedly agreed with him, but when we found a famous gate (think Arc de Triomphe) burned crispily down to the ground on our first day in Seoul, I added a pinch of salt to the quote and then took a shot of chamisul (a type of soju). Dagindeyo. That hits the spot.

On Thursday, we took the subway and train back to Seoul, a good three hour ride that largely consisted of me recovering from the previous night's four dinners and clubbing. By the time we got back (this time staying near Seoul University), we knew #1 the night was still young, #2 we were still young, and #3 what you're supposed to do if #1 and #2 happen to coincide. Keep in mind by this point, I've absorbed a good amount of comical Korean phrases that I could whisper into the ears of the any Korean drunkard (again, redundant), so I was ready to "practice" all night long. And I did.

I've never been to so many norebangs (karaoke rooms) so frequently and not sing more than a few songs in my entire life. We were always with great company, and I'm not talking about the hostesses that take us back to ancient times. You know, before civil rights happened. Here's a good time to make some education out of our experience. Keong, my long lost twin brother, explained to us that Korean men are often so stressed from long hours at work, serving in the military (mandatory), and living with their Korean wives that very often they'll just go to norebangs almost every night. They get the cozy company of these hostesses, who have yet to go meechesoh (crazy) due to the thing called matrimony. You know, that thing that feels like falling off a cliff. With a knife in your stomach. Yes, Stephen, tell me how you really feel about that. They're really great though. They've got this stuff down to a science. And I'm the experiment.

Okay, okay, enough about the fun. Let's talk a bit about culture. Wait, I take that back. Korean culture is embedded with drinking. Keong says Koreans love challenging themselves, which explains why he drank himself stupid til 2am on Wednesday, then woke up at 4am to go training at the military camp in the mountains. And, when we met up with him Thursday night, he treated us to some excellent Korean BBQ and several bottles of soju. Here's how to order this sweet juice of life: "Yogio! Soju hanbyung juseyo!" Excuse me! One bottle of soju please! That is all I will ever need to know of the Korean language. You too, Phil.

So, I've decided to leave work in America and become a supermodel in Korea. Things here are so materialistic that I can't help myself advertising beers and whiskeys in every freakin' photo I've taken in this paradise of K-pride. That's not a bad thing of course. Korea, or Seoul I should say, is on the cutting edge of the fashion industry, importing swank ass goods from France before Gap even has a chance to think it'll turn a profit this quarter. See this jacket? I caught a reflection in a spoon of me wearing it while I was eating my omurice, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

And that's when I kicked this giant teddy bear in the nuts.

Ita buja. See you later.